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Frank the bellhop stumbled awkwardly down the beach, kicking up sand on sun bathers, crushing the carefully crafted sand palaces of children, and knocking over the Corona's of confused tourists that had decided to change their whole longitude. When Frank finally arrived at his destination by the shoreline of the four star hotel's pristine beach, he reached his trembling hand nervously into his pocket and withdrew a tube of SPF 45 zinc based tropical sunblock.
"Uhhh..." squeaked Frank "..I have your sun block ma'am". His voice was nearly inaudible as he reached out his sweaty palm to offer the tube of damp sun block to Eva Flourintine, international bikini model.
"Why sank you dear", Eva replied with disinterest. Eva lifted the boy grease covered sunblock tube from Frank's hand with repulsion, dangling it by the corner between her thumb and index finger, and and muttered in disgust "...just what is this?"
"It's the sunblock you asked for?" replied Frank questioningly.
"Certainly not" quipped Eva." I only use Caribbean Wind sunblock, not this cheap Walstore brand."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry ma'am" shrieked Frank. "I'll be back in a second", he yelled as he tore down the beach towards the hotel.
Within 5 minutes Frank returned clenching a tube of Caribbean Wind sunblock, and set it down proudly next to Eva's lounge chair on a small table next seven empty Mai Tai glasses.
Eva looked over at the tube, and with a sigh muttered "SPF 30? I suppose I will just have to fry to death. Oh well, it's still the most competent service I've gotten today."
Moments later a horrible buzzing tore through Frank's ears and rattled his senses. Suddenly, he found himself jolted awake in his own bed at home. He pressed the snooze button on his alarm clock with a tremendous grin. It was all just a dream, and Frank couldn't be more pleased. For the first time in his life, he had been called competent by a woman, and he knew that this summer's job at the beach would be the best year of his life.
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"Uhhh..." squeaked Frank "..I have your sun block ma'am". His voice was nearly inaudible as he reached out his sweaty palm to offer the tube of damp sun block to Eva Flourintine, international bikini model.
"Why sank you dear", Eva replied with disinterest. Eva lifted the boy grease covered sunblock tube from Frank's hand with repulsion, dangling it by the corner between her thumb and index finger, and and muttered in disgust "...just what is this?"
"It's the sunblock you asked for?" replied Frank questioningly.
"Certainly not" quipped Eva." I only use Caribbean Wind sunblock, not this cheap Walstore brand."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry ma'am" shrieked Frank. "I'll be back in a second", he yelled as he tore down the beach towards the hotel.
Within 5 minutes Frank returned clenching a tube of Caribbean Wind sunblock, and set it down proudly next to Eva's lounge chair on a small table next seven empty Mai Tai glasses.
Eva looked over at the tube, and with a sigh muttered "SPF 30? I suppose I will just have to fry to death. Oh well, it's still the most competent service I've gotten today."
Moments later a horrible buzzing tore through Frank's ears and rattled his senses. Suddenly, he found himself jolted awake in his own bed at home. He pressed the snooze button on his alarm clock with a tremendous grin. It was all just a dream, and Frank couldn't be more pleased. For the first time in his life, he had been called competent by a woman, and he knew that this summer's job at the beach would be the best year of his life.
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